Tag: Humor
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Wonder If We Are Thinking The Same Thing?

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. unknown
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Stop And Smell The Roses

When someone yells stop, I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or time to stop and smell the roses. unknown
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More Snow And The Birds Are At The Breaking Point

BRING PLENTY OF PEANUTS! LEAVE THE DOG INDOORS! THE SQUIRRELS ARE NOT CUTE! DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT! BACK AWAY SLOWLY! …AND WE ALL MIGHT JUST SURVIVE THIS!
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Don’t Double Dog Dare Me

So don’t double dog dare me now Cause I’d have to call your bluff I ain’t as good as I once was But I’m as good once as I ever was As Good As I Once Was – Toby Keith
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Hodgepodge

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. unknown
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Carrot Connoisseur

Scrumptious! I would recommend this place to my friends! Yes, I can tell the difference and this carrot is definitely not organic! The perfect bite!
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I Thought We Agreed Your New Year’s Resolution Was To Leave The Bird Treats Alone

If you’re very, very quiet, you can just hear the resolutions breaking all over the world. maxine.com
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I Think I Got Cabin Fever

This mornin’, I shot six holes in my freezer I think I got cabin fever Somebody sound the alarm Jimmy Buffett – Boat Drinks

