“If you’re going down a river at 2 mph and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to reshingle your roof?”
It doesn’t matter what you think of me, because my imaginary friends think I’m special.
The early bird may get the worm, but the night owl gets the tequila!
Election stress, no Halloween candy left.
“Can’t Spare A Square” – Seinfeld
Diet Day #1: I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious!
I immediately went off the deep end when I saw those first photos of Baby Yoda and had to order Disney+ to watch Star Wars: The Mandalorian and I’m hoping I can blame the holiday spirit(s) for being so giddy about Baby Yoda. I told Santa to ignore all of my letters and hopefully after witnessing…
Due to an intense mind fog, all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice. Aunty Acid
You know times have changed when you pop more Motrin than champagne.
In my younger days I was so driven that I often drove people nuts, but more often than not these days, I just prefer to be driven to my favorite bakery.