Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you. Bill Murray
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Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you. Bill Murray
Read More“If you’re going down a river at 2 mph and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to reshingle your roof?”
Read MoreIt doesn’t matter what you think of me, because my imaginary friends think I’m special.
Read MoreThe early bird may get the worm, but the night owl gets the tequila!
Read MoreElection stress, no Halloween candy left.
Read More“Can’t Spare A Square” – Seinfeld
Read MoreDiet Day #1: I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious!
Read MoreI immediately went off the deep end when I saw those first photos of Baby Yoda and had to order Disney+ to watch Star Wars: The Mandalorian and I’m hoping I can blame the holiday spirit(s) for being so giddy about Baby Yoda. I told Santa to ignore all of my letters and hopefully after witnessing…
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