There’s Never Enough Time to Do All The Nothing You Want

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Tropical Weather Conditions Return

Everyone’s so excited about summer. I’d rather have my hair pulled out…one strand at a time.

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Backwards

Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. Just know that I don’t give eeffoc until I’ve had my first cup.

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Cotton Candy Sunrise

Orange Crush and cotton candy collided and dovetailed, making the sky look like a watercolor that had been left out in the rain. A Bad Day For Sunshine: A Novel – Darynda Jones

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Going For A Walk…

Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking a bag of M&M’s because let’s be honest here…

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Dear Autocorrect…

Dear Autocorrect, That’s not what I was trying to say, I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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If You Eat Cake Fast Enough, Your Fitbit Will Think You’re Walking

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